SeaWorld Defends Serial Killer Whale

Media Outlet: CBS News

Date: Feb. 26

Offense: "Before and After" Hed -- you know, like the category on "Wheel of Fortune"?

Clue: Animal Park Psychopaths

Politician Blames Transvestite Alter Ego for Sunny Island Freebie

Media Outlet: The Local, Sweden's News in English

Date: Feb. 10

Offense: Ridiculousness

Can we please imagine if this headline were about an American politician?